asking inanimate objects if they are joking when they don’t function properly
Japan has not one, but two places that are referred to as “Cat Island.” Can you guess what’s special about them? (It has to do with cats.)
Sisters are evil
I laughed at this shit for like 5min
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.
I have honestly never heard the word ‘dork’ used without it being affectionate
'And so, finally, we were a band. I had just turned eighteen. Danny and Harry were seventeen. Dougie was fifteen. Four young guys, completely unknow but with the feeling that something was just around the corner'. - Tom Fletcher.
if macklemore’s last album isn’t titled “Mackle No More” i will be severely disappointed