If you’re thinking about sending hate to someone heres how you should do it to be more effective:
1. Take hand off keyboard
2. Make hand a fist
3. Punch yourself in the face
Its that easy!
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know what type of wand would choose me
if you don’t clap when the cast points up to the booth, tech crew judges you. you can’t see us, but we can see you. we can see you not clapping. and we judge you from above.
When you are left alone with your thoughts for too long, a small monster creeps into your mind and plants a seed of self-doubt. It nurtures this seed and watches it grow into hatred, and feeds from it’s fruits so it too can grow. As the monster becomes larger, it requires more food and hence provides the plant with more fuel, until it become so large and deep rooted you feel it can never be removed.
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations